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    Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

    MUNNA BHAI
    Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

    ****

    CIRCUIT
    Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
    Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

    MUNNA BHAI
    Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

    CIRCUIT
    Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

    MUNNA BHAI
    Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

    CIRCUIT
    Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

    ****

    MAMU
    Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

    GIRL
    Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

    ****

    CIRCUIT
    Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
    Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

    MUNNABHAI
    Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

    CIRCUIT
    Nehi Bhai, woh apni chain pechan lega




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    Date Added:13/11/2006
    Last Updated:13/11/2006
    Author:Syed Rizvi
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